Valentine's Day

"So are you doing anything for Valentine's Day?"

"Yes! I'm getting my name legally changed."

"...?"

"Back to my maiden name. Because of the divorce."

"Congratulations -- that's a great way to celebrate."

"Thank you! After that I'm going to get a massage."

"Awesome."

"Yeah, nothing says 'Valentine's Day' like getting touched by a stranger."

© C.C. Finlay 2017